Updated to include 2017: The Foodbitch 100

  NEW AND IMPROVED TO INCLUDE ALL THE FOODS I ATE IN THE YEAR 2017 A.D.: THE FOODBITCH 100, AKA I’LL TELL YOU WHAT TO EAT AND YOU’LL LIKE IT: THE ULTIMATE DALLAS LIST. What are The foodbitch 100? Well I’m glad you asked, m’lady. Or sir. They’re my favorite things to eat in Dallas, […]

Out-of-this-world donuts, soft serve and more at Sweet Daze in Richardson 

Hey, at least it’s not a unicorn. (They have those too) Sweet Daze has Instagram culture on lock. I felt a little basic instagramming my donut up against the neon sign that says “sweet daze ahead” until I remembered that’s what every other person there was doing too. The actual donuts are just glazed and they […]

#SPONSORED // Beer, Brats & Burbs: Experience Oktoberfest in Historic Downtown McKinney

If you’ve never been to Oktoberfest in Downtown McKinney, this should probably be the year you go. There’s so much going on over the three-day festival, with so many opportunities to eat, drink and be merry inside those 14 blocks of beer garden. Oktoberfest sounds like something worth driving out to the burbs for, and coming from this bitch, […]

Fajitas in the Burbs: Check Out Cuellar’s Fajita Ranch

Cuellar’s Fajita Ranch If you want to hear about the history of the fajita, nay, the history of Tex-Mex in Dallas, you’re going to want to talk to the Cuellars. They are certainly a huge part of what makes Tex-Mex what it is today. Ever heard of a little place called El Chico? Yeah I think […]

Sneak Peek // Go Go to Hash House a Go Go: It Opens This Friday in Plano

Ever been to a Hash House a Go Go? If you had, you’d remember. I’ve been to one in Las Vegas, and damn. Here are some things to know about HHGG (which is what I’ll be calling it): 1) Huge portions is pretty much the first two words that come to mind when trying to […]

International Adventures in Food: Carrollton’s Russian Banya & Restaurant Volga

So our Sunday got a little bit weird. We drove out to Carrollton and found a section of a strip mall painted with colorful columns and vines and whatnot. The words “spa” and “live music” and “cafe” and “WTF” (not really, but it might as well have been), were painted on the windows of the place. […]