Updated to include 2017: The Foodbitch 100

  NEW AND IMPROVED TO INCLUDE ALL THE FOODS I ATE IN THE YEAR 2017 A.D.: THE FOODBITCH 100, AKA I’LL TELL YOU WHAT TO EAT AND YOU’LL LIKE IT: THE ULTIMATE DALLAS LIST. What are The foodbitch 100? Well I’m glad you asked, m’lady. Or sir. They’re my favorite things to eat in Dallas, […]

Five Things to Know About SusieCakes

  1. SUSIECAKES IS FROM CALIFORNIA. This is the very first location outside of California, in fact. Why do all these Denver, California and otherwise stated businesses keep coming to Dallas? Because we’re nice, welcoming and we like to eat. A lot. 2. SUSIECAKES IS ALL ABOUT BEING ALL NATURAL. As in butter, flour, eggs, […]

Review: Montlake Cut

  I’m not going to lie: this freelance food critic gig’s got me feelin’ the perks pretty hard. Montlake Cut, for example, is a lovely little boat, I mean restaurant, (It’s raining today, everything seems seafaring) that moved into the space where my beloved Spoon used to be. I loved getting to experience it a […]

The foodbitch 100 is LIVE!

Happy 2014! What’s that you say? I’m a little bit late? Well, yeah. I had twin food babies in October. WHAT DID YOU DO? Kidding. But all excuses aside, I’ve been working on this list for quite some time and now it’s finally ready for you to enjoy. Inspired by Oh Hey Dallas’ list, over […]

Great Burger, Bad Design: Hopdoddy Burger Bar

OKAY, HOPDODDY. I’m only gonna say this once. Just because people will wait in line for an hour in the blistering Texas heat for your delicious burgers and shakes, doesn’t mean they should. It doesn’t mean you’ve got it right, as far as your model for business. Linedness is not necessarily the measure of success. […]