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Ever been to a Hash House a Go Go? If you had, you’d remember. I’ve been to one in Las Vegas, and damn.

Here are some things to know about HHGG (which is what I’ll be calling it):

1) Huge portions is pretty much the first two words that come to mind when trying to describe the place. No matter what you order, whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert or even just a beverage, what’s going to arrive is going to make your jaw drop. Every time. They like shocking you at Hash House. They call it “Twisted Farm Food.”

2) Lots of servers have crazy hair up in there. It’s like they all went to the Guy Fieri School of Hairdos. Watch out for that.

3) Many dishes are food celeb-approved by the likes of Martha Stewart and Man VS. Food’s Andrew Zimmern. But don’t let any of that hold you back from ordering up what sounds good and digging in (after taking the requisite photos of course).

4) LOTS of bacon. But if you don’t dig on swine, that’s cool, too. They can usually remove it from the dish. If you like bacon, you are in for a treat.

5) Sage Fried Chicken, either with waffles, served as part of a Benedict, or however, is one of the things HHGG is known for. There’s a reason. It’s pretty tasty.

6) Cow print galore. The 90’s called. They want their spots back. But hey, it’s a theme! And when you’re eating this much, you kind of feel like a farm animal so it pretty much works.

7) Come hungry. Did I mention the size of the portions? I did. But it deserves mentioning again. You will take some home. Or share. Or feel like shit afterward. Or all three? Texans like it big, so I think HHGG will do juuuuuust fine.

Here's where they make the giant drinks
Inside // Here’s where they make the giant drinks

 

More bar, with TV… It is March Madness, after all…

 

Farm themed decor abounds!
Farm themed decor abounds!
Forget chrome, brushed silver is where it's at.
Forget chrome, brushed silver is where it’s at.

Let’s get to the massively humungous food and drinks, shall we? Deep breath…

Caffeine and Sugar // Frosted Mint Latte
Caffeine and Sugar // Frosted Mint Latte

 

Under all the crispy leeks are a bunch of fried chicken and waffles...
Under all the crispy leeks are a bunch of fried chicken and waffles…

 

You can kind of see them better from this angle...
You can kind of see them better from this angle…

 

This is more of a "basic bitch" breakfast... french toast, potatoes and eggs
This is more of a “basic bitch” breakfast… french toast, potatoes and eggs

 

This however, is biscuits, eggs and mashed potatoes topped with fried chicken and smothered in chipotle cream
This however, is biscuits, eggs and mashed potatoes topped with fried chicken and smothered in chipotle cream

 

There's lemonade to wash it all down with...
There’s lemonade to wash it all down with…

 

And don't forget dessert...
And don’t forget dessert…

 

It's a snickers bread pudding, FYI
It’s a snickers bread pudding, FYI

 

This is what they need to drag you out with when you're done, I assume
This is what they need to drag you out with when you’re done, I assume

 

Hash House A Go Go // 1900 Preston Road // hashhouseagogo.com

 

Disclaimer: I was invited to visit HHGG during their Friends and Family training period. Thus, our meal was comped. Approximate value of total bill: $80.

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