The 2018 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists in Emojis

It’s 2018 Big Tex Choice Awards time, y’all! Third year’s the charm. Or have we all completely run out of creative things to fry? Not yet! Not today, Satan! Oh emojis. So full of emotion. Let’s deep fry ’em like we do everything in Texas, shall we? Presenting: The 2018 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists […]

The 2017 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists In Emojis!

I’m doing it again. Because it’s fun. Presenting… The 2017 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists … IN EMOJIS! Sure, I could have woken up at 4 in the morning to go check out these ridiculous deep-fried monstrocities in person and taken photos for you to see, OR… you can go see those photos on other […]

Presenting… The 2016 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists… in Emojis

It’s the 2016 Big Tex Choice Awards Finalists … In Emojis! It’s that time of year again. Big Tex himself and the rest of the folks from the State Fair of Texas just announced all the finalists for the most creative, best tasting and … is there a prize yet for who can get the […]

Wanna Uber? Just say “foodbitch” — PLUS: a State Fair Instagram Contest

It should come as no surprise to you that I love Instagram. Like, I really love it. Probably a little bit too much. And another thing I love? Uber. If you haven’t heard of Uber, you may live under a rock and it is high time to change your address and get with it! Lastly, […]