Here’s how it went down.
I spun around six times, fell down, hit my head, woke up two days later with a killer headache, got up and pointed at my computer screen. This activity resulted in two things: 1) My announcement of who won my FREE PINKBERRY contest was WAY delayed, and 2) I finally effing chose a winner.
Without further ado, congratulations to @hellosplendor for her sing-song-y comment/entry/flattery, for she has won the freebie. I believe she promises to get her offspring drunk and bring them to Pinkberry for a bar mitzvah. Or something. And that sounds immensely entertaining.
Congratulations, Beth! Enjoy the wondermint!