Now for the contest! I’ve got two sets of two VIP passes to give away. One set for the USBG Competition and Festival at Main Street Gardens on Saturday, June 16 at noon ($80 value for the pair). The other set is for the Kick-off VIP Party at the Stoneleigh Hotel on Thursday, June 14 at 8:00 p.m. ($300 value for the pair).

Entering and winning these boozy passes is pretty easy. Make sure you’re already following me on Twitter, you’re a fan of mine on Facebook (why wouldn’t you be?) and then comment on my facebook wall to tell me you did/are a fan and a follower of mine, as well as which of the two events above you’d like to attend. Please be sure to specify, as there will be two separate random drawings. I’ll choose a winner on Monday, June 11 at 5:00 p.m. This time it’s random, so flattery and snark will not help you win. But it will help me like you more. You may only enter once, so don’t bug me with shit-tons of tweets and posts, K? Please and thank you.

So to recap:

And even if you don’t win, click the links above to buy your tickets, or choose one of the many other events that are part of this budding Dallas festival/week/convention/experience. It’s going to be a blast. Dallas cab drivers should prepare themselves.

Special shout out to Jason Kosmas’ Seminar on Concentrated Evil coming up on Friday at 1:30 at The Stonleigh. It’s only $25 and worth it to hang out with that guy.