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via @Dallas_Observer #FoodAndDrink: 8 CRAAAAAZY Noodles: A Dallas Guide for a Jew (and Everyone Else) on Christmas
🎶 🍚 🎄 I’m dreaming of a white rice Christmas…🎶 🍚 🎄
Well, it’s Christmas Eve so naturally I’m craving the shit out of some lo mein and moo shu chicken with plum sauce. I want chopsticks and I want to sit in my living room and eat super fattening stuff out of those little cardboard folded containers while I watch Love Actually and argue with my Food Bastard about how eating Chinese food on Christmas is like celebrating Christmas for Jews, and I want to hear about how much he hates American Chinese food. And I want to tell him to STFU and go make himself a bagel or something. Because that is what we DO. If you want to do that too, or if you want to go to a nice little Chinese restaurant in town to enjoy a lovely meal this evening or tomorrow perhaps, please take a look at the list I’ve provided on the Dallas Observer Food and Drink blog for your reading pleasure. And have a Merry Christmas!
Enjoy!