I don’t live anywhere near Plano, nor would I want to. But today, I’m a bit jealous of those of you suburbanites who can head to the brand spanking new Trader Joe’s in Plano (Park & Preston, to be more specific), for all the delicious happy things they have in store.

Also, Dear Trader Joe’s, BUILD THE DAMN GREENVILLE AVE. LOCATION ASAP. Please and thank you, fb.

For the rest of you who, like me, cannot be there today, here’s my post from the Fort Worth opening to read while you weep. Enjoy, fuckers.


And as a special bonus, here are some of foodbitch-approved Trader Joe things for you Plano people to consider buying today:

chocolate covered potato chips
a wedge of low-fat brie cheese
chocolate covered Jo Jo’s
frozen turkey bolognese
pack of heirloom tomatoes
frozen fruit floes
cookie butter
Ends ‘n Pieces
honey sesame almonds

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