1) Because: Tesaring!

2) We’re Texans, and we fuckin’ stick together, y’all. Let’s collectively put a boot in Colicchio’s ass, or something.

3) Spoon is effing delicious and Tesar is actually a really nice guy. I can personally vouch for this.

4) Cat fights between Tesar and Valentine are more fun to watch than a couple of housewives going at it.

5) It’s easy (tweet, text, click or all three, every day). How many times did you text your vote in the last million seasons of American Idol? Double that effort, lazy ass.

Chef Tesar and his glasses thank you.



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