It’s 2018 Big Tex Choice Awards time, y’all! Third year’s the charm. Or have we all completely run out of creative things to fry? Not yet! Not today, Satan!
Oh emojis. So full of emotion. Let’s deep fry ’em like we do everything in Texas, shall we?
Here we go!
And everyone’s favorite, “Most Creative” (AKA most likely to rake in the big bucks):
🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 DRUMROLL EMOJI 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁
Mazel tov to all the winners. Personally, I will most likely taste maybe one of these, and instead opt for a classic Bird Dog with mustard and some Texas Twister potatoes, but bless those who do with good health and a strong constitution. Including my good friend The Gator, who does an excellent rundown each year.